When someone first meets you, they don't like you. But when they get to know you better, they hate you.
Want to annoy a fellow Year 11? Want to see the look of anxiety on their face as you piss them off? Well you're in the right place. Follow these simple rules, sit back, relax, and watch on as the stress mounts.
Hey guys, Pre warning: this post isn't that funny, so don't read it if you want to be slightly amused (you have my previous articles for that). I don't know what spurred this post on, however, I hope that you find it mildly helpful. How to deal with people who have changed: Firstly, understand that … Continue reading How to Deal With People Who Have Changed
It's common knowledge that I am too wonderful that it hurts, so I thought I would share my secrets with you. (Most of these things I don't do; fabulous comes naturally to me) You need to; Change your name to Sofia (not compulsory, but it is preferred) Have at most 8 hours sleep, you don't want … Continue reading How to be Fabuloso
Here are my top tips; Make sure that you have an important issue/assignment to complete. Write down the deadline for its conpletion. Look at the date. Keeping looking. Stare at it for 5 minutes Whilst doing so - contemplate what you're gong to have for dinner, how you're going to make it. Contemplate your entire … Continue reading How to Procrastinate
Here's how you can deal with idiots in 25 simple steps:
There are many ways to deal with people who are regularly patronizing, so I have decided to give you some constructive advice (which you may or may not actually follow) on how to deal with these types of folk...